because i'm a totally awesome nerd...
I'm supposed to be studying for my finals but I got distracted while reading the news on a break. I'm super embarrassed to admit I knew absolutely nothing about the Large Hadron Collider that Science is about to flip on tomorrow, but luckily my generation has created a way to answer most questions about complex scientific shit. It's called YouTube.
Some brilliant science writer working at CERN made this awesome rap. Dad, you're gonna love it.